Sagittarius ♐︎

The Moon is sashaying out of your sign, hand-in-hand with Black Moon Lilith, and babe, you are the unfiltered afterparty. The world’s on fire (literally and metaphorically), but you’re live-tweeting it like it’s Eurovision. Trump’s Russia drama? You’re giving it the “ancient Greek chorus meets late-night monologue” treatment. Jupiter and Mars in Leo are your cosmic hype team, screaming “YOLO” while you manifest a one-way ticket to controversy. With Pluto direct, you’re nobody’s fool: call out hypocrisy, then order another round. But Venus retrograde in Scorpio brings messy ex energy, so beware of skeletons trying to RSVP to your weekend. Mercury square Mars = your bluntness might trend, but cancel culture loves a Sag in the wild. Do it for the story, but check your sources. This Friday, your truth is the hot take—and so is your karaoke rendition of “Like a Prayer.”