Sagittarius ♐︎

Today’s energy is “midterm elections meets Eurovision semi-final”—chaotic, overhyped, and full of questionable costuming (looking at you, JD Vance). Mars and Jupiter shouting from Leo light your fuse, so you’re either running for office or running out of patience. The moon in Virgo insists you fact-check every meme, but your real focus is on who’s changing alliances faster than a Real Housewives cast trip. Haley Stevens’ “betrayal” is just your Tuesday: everyone’s a defector, nobody’s loyal, but you’re too busy chasing your own legend to care. Mercury retrograde means you’ll accidentally text your ex (or your senator), but treat every gaffe like a campaign ad. The waning crescent moon begs you to rest, but you’re planning a victory lap in sequins. Today’s drama is tomorrow’s anecdote. If you’re going to vote, vote for yourself.